i have no life

Apr 22
wafflemolybdenum:

headcanon: john will always try to completely ruin daves selfies

wafflemolybdenum:

headcanon: john will always try to completely ruin daves selfies

Apr 22
unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.
Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

unfauxgettable:

chekhov:

unfauxgettable:

I couldn’t get this .gif to work on my phone

The overworked Chinese laborer who made this phone after being kept awake for 46 hours, delirious with sleeplessness and her eyes stinging due to the toxins in the air around her would be rolling on the floor right now.

Mtumbe Ngoube, the 11 year old African girl who is being kept as a slave in the Congo, who spends all hours of the day digging up the minerals necessary to make that phone would be clapping for you right now if she had any arms. The militia cut them off.

THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN THE PHONE WAS ALREADY BROKEN STOP TRYING TO GUILT TRIP ME ITS NOT EVEN WORKING also how does the slave girl dig with no arms

Apr 22

briqhtly:

do you ever just read a fic and whisper “i am so sorry mom

Apr 22

p0rnstarp0rrim:

someone please buy me this shirt i really need it its really important

Apr 22

floranbabe:

"why does tumblr hate straight people?" idk y does my mom want me to be straight y did i spend 16 years in a state of constant anxiety over my queerness why was i told i was going 2 hell since 6th grade y did my friends stop talking 2 me when i came out as bisexual but yeh lets worry about what a microblogging site thinks about straight ppl

Apr 22

redheadpowers:

icicleman:

justforthism0ment:

I’m going to hell

aladdin get off that train your father is alive

he’s alive and very very handsome

Apr 22

postllimit:

"I Thought This Outfit Was Super Cute Until I Got To School" a five part documentary starring me

Apr 22
  • are you gay?
  • straight people: wHAT?! NO! WHAT THE HELL OF COURSE NOT! I MEAN IM COOL WITH GAY PEOPLE BUT NO!!!
  • gay people: hella
  • pan/bi/poly people: ish?
  • are you straight?
  • straight people: YES????? WHAT ELSE WOULD I BE???? DO I LOOK GAY???? IS IT MY SHIRT????
  • gay people: nah
  • pan/bi/poly people: ish?
Apr 22

thedoctordances:

There should be chat room on Netflix so you can talk to people watching the same episode as you.

Apr 22

kaykonut:

slurhater:

jamietheignorantamerican:

YES, there are people who find cultural appropriation and the use of slurs “ok” with them.

Does that mean it’s “ok” to do it to EVERYONE, even if they might be personally offended by it?

nOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Also it is very important to realize that your irl friends saying this shit is ok may be out of a desire to not start drama and get into arguments. I fucking detest when straight people say faggot but I have a few straight friends who do and it is just not worth the shit to tell them to stop.

also white friends have called me nigga before as a ~*~*funny cool friendly friend joke*~*~ and i didnt even bother to tell them to stop because i have told white friends not to say it countless times before and they refused to or said they would stop and just kept saying it behind my back so i just thought “whats the point”